sweepingdeclarations

My dad watching Road Trips and Reunions

  • Dad: Am I really sitting through a programme for 5-14 year olds
  • Dad: Ally dances like you
  • Dad: Is this blonde the new zac efron singing and dancing?
  • Dad: Ally's weekend sounds like yours
  • Dad: what thing did he put in the card???
  • Dad: ohhh two portlands! that's america for you
  • Dad: oh and now she's stealing a guitar to busk, great message disney
  • Dad: he's going to get back on the wrong bus i bet you
  • Dad: oh whoopee Ally's here
  • Dad: OH LOOK HE'S ON THE WRONG BUS, the poor lads with a bunch of brownies
  • Dad: I CANT BELIEVE AUSTIN MOON GETS PAID MORE THAN ME TO DO THIS
  • Dad: the ginger kid has issues
  • Dad: if he's in a different airport i swear to - OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW
  • Dad: oh look the gangs back together
  • Dad: those fans paid good money to see him and he just runs off stage??
  • Dad: well this is nice
  • Dad: oh and now Ally's on the bus
  • Dad: half an hour of my life i'm not getting back